Antidisestablishmentarianism

So I guess this is a little continuation thread from my last post. Today I listened to the album whilst reading the lyrics and just noticed so many more clever/funny lines that I had previously missed. There are topics on the message boards regarding matters like this, but I don't really like to post there, so I thought I'd do it on here instead. Just so you're clear, these aren't the best or my favourite lines, just clever little funny lines that might go unnoticed and definitely need a second look...


Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Ya'll are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standing

I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy

These are shoes that you can't fill
Shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still

Oh bitches don't like that, homie I'll be nicer to women
When Aqua Man drowns and The Human Torch starts swimming

Don't compare me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pear

Man I'm so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin' me over and shit

I'm so hot my mother fucking fire truck's on fire

Listen garden tool,
don't make me introduce you to my power tool
You know the fucking drill

I'm the shit, why you think Proof used to call me dudey?

Why I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater
I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down
'Fore I turn over a new leaf clown

Wish there wasn't any pain, but I can't pretend there ain't
I ain't placing any blame, I ain't pointing fingers
Heaven knows I never been a saint

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
All those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony

Like a fuck you for Christmas, his gift is a curse,

They call me a freak cause
I like to spit on these pussies ‘fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?

You can still get roasted because Marsh is not mellow

I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore

And love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show ya

You can die in a blink of an eye, so bat your eyelashes
Keep winking and blowing kisses, cause your flirting with death

My love has got you so blinded
That you couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line up

He's dying of boredom, take your best rhymes, record 'em
Then try to thwart him, he'll take your punchlines and snort 'em

Pulling out all stops, any who touch a mic prior
Is not even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike Myers?

Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!

Beat his ass naked and pee'd in his corner like Verne Troyer
Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're menime's

They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
Like David Carridy, they can go fuck themselves and just die

You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game,
But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gonna have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin

Every flow, got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!


I hope I'm not boring all of my four fans with all this Eminem stuff! I'll try not to keep mentioning it, I'm just a little excited, that's all. It Seems stupid to do my little quote/lyric thingy at the end of a post about lyrics but I am going to anyway, just because it made me laugh out loud!

Thoughts/Quotes/Lyrics of the Day...
(Hassan and Mo smoking in Hassan's attic, trying to discard all evidence from them partaking in such activities)
Hassan: "Nah just flick your cigarette butt out the window, look it's raining anyway, it'll just fly away".

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